I'm finally back and so of course I decided to play a nice relaxing game where you staple squirrels to your formerly alive wife! Lovely! Made by the same guy that made Iron Lung.
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You say that as a joke, but I think if you did it right, a horror movie could be made on this premise that could actually be good.
Not exactly the game I expected for his return, but it’s a very on-brand move for Mark
Same, but it was a horror game nonetheless. He probably wanted to play it out of respect for the guy who made the movie
@Engaging He’s King of The Squirrels, it’s only natural he’d play a game about his subjects!
Markiplier the King of the Squirrels, now uses his loyal subjects as a sacrifice for his beloved. How sweet.
No you’re right! it’s from a way old vid but in that game you play a squirrel to play another card and I imagined his highness commanding the army of Olde or something haha
That’s gotta be a really interesting idea for a game collection. The interactive and atmospheric setting instead of the simple and generic little interface looks really well done
Those squirrels sure we’re stapled. Congrats on getting your squirrel stapling license, Mark.
As a hunter i can say that this is totally accurate depiction of us. We do be stapling squirrels to our loved ones.
dont forget we also accidentally discharge our firearms into the ground when we arnt sure its loaded….
Been waiting on this one for years. David’s been goated at small horror games for a long time.
mark: *gets hurt by weird circle*
mark: *goes back in*
also mark: i’m not a masochist guys
Stop bullying him 💀he likes to be bullied and see how much he can handle 💀
13:45 is that a squirrel ghost???! XD
14:10 oh good sirenhead is going be part of this xD
15:56 uuuh that’s a bad circle…. why?! Oh why though?!?!?! but why?!
Games that start off so quietly and slowly progress into madness are some of the best games, I swear. They just lure you into a false sense of security, making jumpscares 10x better, no matter how cheesy it might be
with these kinds of games it’s not the actual jumpscare that does it, it’s the dread, that feeling that you know one’s gonna happen soon
“And so I will cover her….in the…..squirrels of the wood” hahahahahaha those pauses made me laugh so hard
Love that Mark has 2 4090s and plays games like this. What a gem of a human being.
I gave my wife the squarcass treatment and she absolutely LOVED it! The rejuvenating oils of a squirrel’s pelt did wonders for her skin! It’s incredible the kind of nutrients a squirrel’s antenna can absorb while rummaging around in the dirt. Plus all the urine haha! It did cost an arm and a leg, but luckily the squirrel’s regenerative abilities have us covered!
@top hat I agree I know the Medical treatment too he Doesn’t know about it that’s why
The GOD IS HERE jumpscare at the end got me so bad I cringed and ended up cramping my sides for a minute or two. This was awesome to watch and creepy as hell. The build up was making me paranoid and it still got me.
“Your squirrel call is freaking out my chinchilla.” has been added to the list of things I didn’t expect to say today.
Iv never seen somebody so brazenly stare down a weeping angel and immediately turn their back to it without a second thought
I too agree with this, at first I thought he didn’t know what it was but I remember him playing a game with them. And so.. Welcome Back To Another Episode of, MARK BEING FUNNY
I like how Mark spent twice the usual time to play this game but somehow managed to miss the entire story about the witch
I used to be a fan, but after watching this masterpiece, now I’m a whole air-conditioner…
“My wife needs stapled squirrels” is the best line out of context I’ve ever heard.
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