It’s time for your annual Fear Assessment. Nothing to worry about. Perfectly ordinary Mandela Catalogue stuff. You aren’t afraid are you?
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Guys Markiplier inspires me. My parents said if I get 15k followers They’d buy me a better camera for recording..begging u guys, literally begging….
I’ll fix it
Fear assessment: are you scared?
Markiplier: not anymore you should be scared of me! Know why?
Fear assessment: why?
Markiplier: BOAR SPEAR!!!!!!!!
Fear assessment: 😱😱😱
you might care for animals, but some animals do *not* care for *you* and you may have to defend yourself
as soon as the torture question was posed i was like “here we go, maso-mark over here is in his element” xDDD
Markiplier: I’m not a Masochist.
Also Markiplier: Hear me out… (Not a Masochist)
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@megan “he has a man honor its just how dare you think low of me and then he kills or endures torture or does it the hard way instead of submitting”
homie confused his z with a
I’m sure Amy always hears weird things when Mark’s recording, but throughout this video I could just imagine her in the other room being like ??????? at all the bizarre things he’s saying 😂
I’m just imagining her confusion as she sees a boar spear being repeatedly stabbed through the doorway 😂
8:00 I’m just imagining Amy walking in like, “hey Mark I made you these freshly baked cookies” and Mark’s just like “Heeeeyaah!”
Now I see Mark not stabbing Amy but using his spear to basically pick up and then flip the cookie to himself somehow.
The most scariest thing of this video was the fact that mark just has a boar spear laying around
hey, if you don’t own a gun you might as well have something else for self defense, a boar spear’s better than most things
Some Americans have fire arms around mark has a bor sper lol I have swords there a weapon of a more civilized age sword combat is an art from
The 6 rules supposed to make Mark uncomfortable instead giving him better lighting is hilarious
And yet I don’t understand how you’re supposed to follow them XD They’re as contradictory as talking to most teachers these days.
No lights but have a light on for your face (so no daylight either??), and follow all the rules.
How do I do the 2 and the 6 at the same time without… I dunno having bio-luminescent skin, would that be a workable loophole???
Good thing it’s just a silly game, I had enough of the contradictory rules in school.
@Roadent1241they aren’t contradictory you are just supposed to do them in order.
I’d love to see the perspective of someone outside of his room hearing muffled talking, a bang on the ceiling, then seeing the boar spear suddenly thrust out of the doorway multiple times
That’ll be the most Accidentally Wes Anderson moment in the Fischbach residence in a good long while.
13:30 I really just want to see the ‘behind the scenes’ and Amy’s reaction to Mark in his room just yelling about Jesus saving you 😂😂
Markiplier struggling with the sheath for the boar spear and then being the genius to quote “that’s why I’m only stabbing at human height” after the “do you care for animals” question is my spirit animal. My human height spirit animal.
Mark: “You too! All visible doors must be open!”
Me: in a public bathroom stall, now sweating
Mark bringing in an emotional support pole arm was quite unexpected, but highly relatable. Pole arms are exceptional weapons.
@VeRrUeCkTeR_IWAN I mean…I imagine there are worst kinds of weapons. Like, a cannon. If it’s not pointed directly at the corner.
8:15 I like the idea of Amy being near the hallway (like in an adjoining room) watching Mark stab the spear into the hall just being like “Yeah…that’s Mark”
Mark looking at himself in the video feed and then realizing he is especially hot with the hallway light is on him is exactly the confidence level I need when I see myself.
I always thought that those intrusive thoughts of completely unrealistic situations where I nobly withstand severe torture for heroic purposes was abnormal. Since Mark has admitted it, I no longer think it abnormal… now I KNOW it is.
I was about to say “see! Look, normal!”
But it seems you have condemned us to strangeness lol
0:38 can we just appreciate the editing that allows us to read each line without any impediment while not having Mark’s head zip around the screen? Lixian is doing god’s work out here.
The editor went legendary in the editing skill and then immediately got all the perks again.
Every time I look back on old mark I’ve realised how much of a dad he’s become and how he looks so much like Keanu reeves
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